Today I had the fortune of being in the dorms during a "Fire Emergency". Abiding to the suggested precautions I exited the building via stairwell. Once a safe distance from said building I noticed a man in a gorilla costume had also exited the building with us. Good to see that primates abide to the regulations too.
I usually just ignore those. Especially if they happen at night. Usually the emergency is some drunken idiot f'd up while cooking something on a stove.
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ReplyDeleteI'd like to know what gorilla man was doing prior.
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ReplyDeleteStarting a fire so he could blame it on whitey.
nice
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my dorm had to evac a few weeks ago at 2 a.m. because someone burned their popcorn...
ReplyDeleteI've never stayed in a dorm, but my girl has, and she told me that one night, at some ungodly hour, the fire alarm went off not once but three times that evening. Some dumb broad thought it would be a funny prank :/
ReplyDeleteSounds shitty dude badluck but karma will find it's way with you myfriend
ReplyDeleteLast year someone actually set off our fire alarm while making ramen noodles. He forgot the water part of the recipe.
ReplyDeleteBy chance is there a guy that looks like Freddie Mercury in your school.
ReplyDeleteI would have ran over to him and set him on fire. Lousy monkeys.
ReplyDeletei hate damn fire drills in the dorms! 7 flights of stairs....not fun.
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